Autarch Emporium is proud to be the exclusive licensee for a new line of stuffed superfriends based on the Ascendant Universe.
As our first product, developed in close collaboration with the World Wildlife Federation's spokesmanatee himself, we are pleased to bring you the softest, cuddliest stuffed superfriend in history: Levitee!
Like Levitee himself, the Levitee Stuffed Superfriend™ has the power to:
- speak English;
- fly through the air;
- survive punches, kicks, and other attacks; and
- induce comfort and calm in anyone nearby.
Only 45 Levitee Stuffed Friends are in stock this Christmas season. Buy yours today, before they're gone!
5% of all profits from the sale will be donated to the World Wildlife Federation to help save the manatees and other endangered aminules.
- To speak English, Levitee requires you use ventriloquism to put words in Levitee's mouth
- To fly, Levitee must be thrown by you; flight lasts for periods of up to 3.5 seconds or until crash landing
- Levitee can survive a maximum of 3 SPs of bludgeoning damage
- Levitee's power does not work on curmudgeons who hate stuffed animals